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lunedì, ottobre 25, 2004 SELF-DESTRUCTION INJECTED Hello. everybody. I. am. a. kangaroo. I. hate. Mr. John. Balance. and. now. he. is. my. captive. in. a. secret. location. underground. No. more. damage. shall. be. done. to. all. of. my. friends. No. more. pain. shall. be. inflicted. to. my. petty. friends. And. now. me. and. my. friend. sad. Panda. Wearing. A. Kettle. have. some. knife. work. to. do. And. Goodbye. To. you. all. This. blog. is. no. more.
Bloody. Kangaroo venerdì, ottobre 15, 2004 Check this out, He deserves it. postato da petertibet |
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giovedì, ottobre 14, 2004 Beggars Are Not Welcome Anymore lunedì, settembre 13, 2004 CACHETS If Anyone has a price, everyone has to get his prize. Everybody wants them, Everybody’s having a hot chat about them right now! Their Secret Record Label has sent me the recommended retail prices for any specific service requested: Here are the basic services:
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sabato, settembre 11, 2004 peopleyou'vebeenbeforethatyoudon'twanttoknowanymore postato da petertibet |
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lunedì, settembre 06, 2004 SCUM Silk: Thinking it's not ending here.
(If you've been looking for a commercial... There it is, and there I go) Mr. John Balance postato da petertibet |
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mercoledì, agosto 25, 2004
“.Murphy è una coppia, un duo, un non gruppo, una piccola cerchia di amici. Freddie Murphy e Chiara Lee vi invitano ad entrare direttamente nel sito, dove altre suore e reverendi supportano questa piccola congrega: il diacono Vittorio, il chirichetto Oswaldo, fratel Daniele, e il missionario Rickie the trickie.” (just stolen from the website)
truly yours,
Mr. John Balance postato da petertibet |
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domenica, agosto 22, 2004 El Mundo Es Una Pelota.
!Viva El Coche De Los Topos!
(with kind permission of Mr. Malcom Mc Laren)
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giovedì, luglio 29, 2004 AND GOODBYE TO YOU ALL... postato da petertibet |
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sabato, luglio 17, 2004 SING ALONG WITH MR. JOHN BALANCE -summer playlist- It’s been a while since Me, Mr. John Balance, Order Of Cyprus, Academic Prizes Winner, High Master Of The Order Of The Subterranean Secrets, Knight Of Her Majesty, has released my last playlist. Mr. Guybrush Threepwood grabbed some hot spotted declarations on the how and about of this playlist’s summer edition.
Michael Stipe- “I’m Horny” Avril Lavigne- “I knew He was only a Skater boy, since he took me for a nice offshore holyday to Capri” Isaack Broke- “UAAAAARGHH” Frank Black- “When I was younger... I had a couple of UFO experiences... but it’s merely nothing compared to the feverness of this John Balance’s Summer playlist” Brian May- “It’s wonderful... Freddy would love this” Sigur Ros- “kyuuuuu, salimààààààà, bababaaaaaaaaaa, ooooooooooopppppssssssss” Mum- “thank you” Mike Patton- “Che figata, li mortacci de John Balance, pizza culo mandolino. Sei un ciccioriccio?” Stephen Malkmus- “I’ve always been sceptic on summer playlists, but, how could you say no to Mr. John Balance? I mean, he’s a real jerk!”
Francesco Tricarico “...Perché quando ero piccolo John Balance mi ha salvato” Thom York- “Shall the booklet be edited on recycled paper?” Moby- “I’ve once met Mr. John Balance and the band he’s working with, Miceandsomething, maybe cocks, i don’t remember, in a small sauna in Istanbul. He was really elegant, but I’ve been beaten up by their bodyguards. I do still keep the blues on my body. Would you like to see them?” Morrissey- “There is a number of reasons to be ashamed of being english. But, I must confess it, I once saw Mr. John Balance standing by the flag, with the Queen and a strange long haired young man with glasses and moustaches... Well... I fell on my knees, and started crying. That’s it.”
Fine Young Cannibals “He drives us crazy”But now, let’s start with the playlist!
Cheers,
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